Also my dad messed up his brand new car so the weekend alone with him is going to suck because he’s going to be pissed
Parents left me alone with my little sister until midnight, causing her to stay up 3 hours later than usual because she was worried. Then they come home pissed off and possibly drunk.
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
we really need to sleep more on this site
I found this way too funny.
HAAHAHAHA
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
how left out do you feel on a scale of 0 to america
why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners
you are a genius
how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?
maybe you could push them up?
How do you push them back down?
A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?
Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
that escalated quickly
Robert Downey Jr:The Making of Iron Man 2
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
