new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken
so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character
so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and HE IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM
pen pals with benefits
recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign
freshman to senior year of highschool
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
OH MY GOD I JUST STREETPASSED THIS LUIGI MII I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M CRYING JUST LOOK AT HIS POOR FACE
Golden retriever puppies eating kibble for the first time [x]
WHY ARE YOU STANDING IN THE BOWL. DOGS. WHY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. PUPPIES. DOGS ARE SO STUPID AND WONDERFUL
Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.
my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3